AND THE OSCAR GOES TO…
You must watch the trailer for The Bracelet of Bordeaux.
Questions I had:
What in the fuck is this movie about?
Does Helen’s Claire’s jewelry turn her into a preteen serial murderer?
Is the friend saying “We could get hurt” or “We could get hut”—just with a terrible speech impediment?
Big bad mohawk man, are you the love child of both Bulk and Skull from TV’s Mighty Morphin Power Rangers?
And
Since when did Girl Scouts march in cavalries and come equipt with resident fifers?
