July 2009
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June 2009
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The Daily What →
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Mundy, Mundy →
“They’re misfits! Like, weird people it’s un- Hippies!”
Conservative radio host Jay Mundy offers his opinions on the state of Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
I'm on a Bolt
Bolt Bus is currently taking me from The Big Apple to The Big Easy (Boston, really, but for the sake of figurative language, this name can and will be used). Compared to the Greyhound/Peter Pan two-parter I rode for my last visit, I feel like I’m in a paradise’s paradise. Pretty sure the light and fan buttons above me really just leak milk and honey.
Anyway, Bolt is about half the...
Okay, I'll make this short... →
MY MOM FUCKING RULES
Douchebaggery →
WatchOo-wee, dis shit look spooky.
I can’t tell if I’m going to like Shutter Island quite yet. Obviously the director-actor team is appealing no matter what—I would put up $10 to see Leonardo DiCaprio in Leonardo DiCaprio Paints a Fence and Pees Blood if it was shot by Scorcese. That said, while I’m into the overall look of the film, it does seem a little Cuckoo’s Nest...
WatchThis video is one Reginald VelJohnson short of total chaos/irony/blowyourmind-dom. I still give it an A++
Thanks, CH!
Just Askin'
Now back at home, I’ve found myself getting reacquainted with the duties and responsibilities associated with being the son of my parents. You know, take out the trash, drive to get my brother from work, what have you. But it was while walking/ picking up after my Miniature Schnauzer, Chance (pron. Chance), that I thought up a matter of great philosophical debate.
When you’re walking...
A Breath of Fat Air →
Good news for paraphiliacs that watch the Oxygen network: Your days of waiting for a plus-sized reality dance competition are over! TV execs have heard the calling and come out with Dance Your Ass Off, a weekly spectacle where big girls and boys salsa, swing, and sashay the pounds away. And if this wasn’t enough, the show is hosted by Hairspray and American Beauty’s own Marissa...
Buzzfeed's Top 20 Special Needs Movie Characters →
Okay Buzzfeed,
I’m into the list, but someone needs to define “special needs”. While listening to Jamiroquai should be made illegal, it certainly doesn’t constitute Downs or Muscular Dystrophy. Also, you could have done better than Jack. That’s not a real ailment. It just isn’t.
But props to the Riding the Bus with My Sister placement. I think America’s...
You know, all this end-of-the-school-year hustle...
God Save the Quween →
This may just be the best thing I’ve seen on Funnyordie since the premiere of “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis”.